ELON JUST SAID FRIENDSHIP IS CURRENCY.

Sir, you literally own X. You print money. Your net worth is a number that needs a calculator with more digits than exists. And you're tweeting about the REAL treasure being friends we made along the way?

This man is having a full protagonist moment.

290K likes on "friendship is currency" is insane. We're all pretending this isn't the most unhinged billionaire wisdom ever posted. It's giving Disney villain origin story. It's giving guy who just watched The NeverEnding Story for the first time at 3am.

The timeline is officially unmoored.

Can't wait for the follow-up tweet: "Actually money IS currency and I need it for Mars. Friendship can wait." Speedrun the character arc.

Anyway back to the timeline

anyway back to the timeline — Dee Generates